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  • bewbin:

    bewbin:

    Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

    Briefcase

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    my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

    hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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    taylorwifts:

    IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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    unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

    unshaped:

    why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

    thecollegeboardofficial:

    Fun Fact #5: The College Board grades AP tests using a dartboard, and only gives a 5 if the thrower hits a bullseye

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    thecollegeboardofficial:

    Fun Fact #6: After scanning endless answer sheets, we’ll randomly put one in the shredder to spice up our lives

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    thecollegeboardofficial:

    Fun Fact #3: The reason we have you sign in cursive every time you take one of our tests is because it’s actually a legally-binding contract conferring us your soul

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    enemaroberts:

    enemaroberts: